Title: Hollywood Kids (1/1)
Characters/Pairings: Dick, Logan, Troy, Amanda Seyfried. Mentions of Logan/Veronica, Troy/Veronica.
Word Count: 800-ish
Rating: R, for language...and also because this story does contain Dick Casablancas.
Summary: Troy is famous. Dick is jealous. Logan and BFF head off to hollywood for the preimere of Alpha dog.
Spoilers/Warnings: Set after 3x09.
Authors Note: This all sorta of happened when
He isn't sure this Alpha Dog movie is even going to be worthwhile, but he's completely sure the chicks after will be.
And Logan's single...and Dick's totally going to make sure his friend gets some.
"Dude, fucking hurry."
"Dick, shut up," Logan counters.
"Seriously, we are not walking in late, dude. Amanda fucking Seyfried is in this movie...it has to be good."
Logan smirks. "What have you even seen of hers?"
"Big Love. She fucking owns it, too. And don't tell me you and Ronnie never watch that, because whatever, she's totally an HBO whore."
Watching Logan's smile flatter, Dick questions, "Still on the outs, eh? Whatever, no worries. You're gonna get some tonight. And I do not mean in the Halo way."
Smirking, Dick grabs his jacket and heads for the door.
"Dick, don't say 'get some'," Logan says, following him out the door.
"Fuck, is that Troy Vandergraff?" Dick questions.Un-fucking-believable
And yeah, it totally pissed Dick off. Because, dude, if anyone should be famous, it was so him...or like Logan, but whatever. He wasn't going to mull over it.
"Uh, yeah, looks like it may be," Logan said, matter-of-factly.
"Fucker does one bullshit movie and he's all famous?"
"Maybe he could hook you up with Amanda," Logan said, with a look of humor written on his face.
"Dude, you're like, the smartest kid ever."
Smirking, Logan replied. "Can't say I've heard that one before."
"Whatever, dude, I'm off to make friends with the steroid whore. Think you can hold down the fort?"
"Got it covered."
Dude, Dick was not friends with Troy Vandergraff. Sure, in high school, they ran in the same crowd, but dude, Troy wasn't even in Neptune for a month before he let Veronica Mars castrate him.
And Dick was totally sick of all the rich boys letting Veronica Mars all over their man parts. Duncan. Troy. Logan. Duncan. Logan. It was a sick, vicious cycle that he wanted no part of.
But whatever, that wasn't the point.
The point was that Dick Casablancas was not above pretending to be friends with a person just to score chicks.
"Troy, what up my man?"
Troy, ending a conversation, turned around to face Dick.
"Hey, ah, Dick, right?"
What the hell? Pretending not to know him? Troy fucking Vandegraff was not that fucking famous.
"Uh, yeah, dude, how have you been?" Dick asked, acting like they were old friends.
Pushing his hand through his hair, Troy sighed.
"Good, ya know. Dealing."
What could he possibly be "dealing" with?
"Sweet, so uh, do you know Amanda Seyfried?"
"And Amanda, this is Dick, a friend from my old school," Troy said as Dick stared at Amanda.
"Damn, girl, you're really hot."
Amanda smirked. "Thanks."
"Well, I think I'm going to mingle," Troy announced. "Hey, Dick, is Veronica here?"
"Ronnie? Oh, no. She's at home nursing some bruises. She caught the Hearst rapist and all this shit went down. It was pretty bad ass."
Troy smile flattered.
"Is she okay?"
Dick grinned. "Veronica Mars is always okay. You should know that. Now, Amanda, on episode 5 of Big love..."
"Dude, Best. Night. Ever. I just hooked up with Amanda Seyfried. Can you believe it?"
"Actually, no," Logan replied.
Dick looked at Logan with wide eyes.
"I'm not fucking kidding, dude."
Logan let out a chuckle. "I'm sure you're not."
Some things never change. Dick still wanted ass and Logan still wanted Veronica. Figures.